Greetings

On behalf of His Imperial Majesty, Emperor Ben the Merciless, Baby Overlord of the North, greetings.  

His Majesty is pleased that you have chosen to devote yourself to learning more about the thoughts, feelings and annoyances of His Majesty as he goes about his day-to-day activities.  He knows you'll benefit from his wisdom even as you coo over his adorableness.